"Sermon on the Couch^™"

Zen Whacks, Slaps and Beatings to Unwind Your Mind, Eliminate Fear and Frustration and Help You Become MORE than You Ever Thought You Could Be

WARNING! My Inspirational and slightly off-color weekly messages may "piss you off." They may challenge you to think different. Then again, they may help you drop all the negative baggage from your past so you can live a life of freedom with passion, prosperity and peace of mind.

Zen Beating of the Day:
Forks and Knives


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"I'm Contemplating the Theme of My Next Zen Sermon, er, Beating" Grasshopper, If you have a question or comment you'd like me to respond to, then type your name and email address into the slots shown below and hit submit. Each week I'll be doing at least one sermon - and yes, there will be live beatings from time to time as well. These beatings will appear to be physical - but they're designed to release trapped energy and negative vibrations - freeing them from the body. Make sure you don't miss these. They are powerful and life-changing, even for those who are sitting on their rumps watching. Matthew Furey Zen Master of the Internet® Name: E-Mail: